How I Got My First Monet

One day (last spring, I think), I arrived for my shift at the art museum, and there was a man in the rotunda who'd brought in a couple of Japanese seashell reliefs for appraisal. After talking with the curator, he paused at my desk to ask if I'd like to come out to his van and see an original Monet he hauled around with him. Had he tempted me with a box of Krispy Kremes, he might have had a new skin suit that weekend, but since I wasn't buying it, he brought the murder-bait to my desk instead...

Because entertaining crazy people is a hobby of mine, I oohed and ahed in all the right moments, but when I declined to purchase the painting (for $10.00), he insisted I keep it anyway. He then left, never to be seen again (at least by me), and there I sat with a dusty old painting and WTF written all over my face. It was given to me, ostensibly, because the canvas was torn in one spot, and this greatly reduced its value.

The first thing I did was call in Birgit, another volunteer from the gift shop, so she and I could share a laugh and puzzle over the painting together. Neither she, nor I, saw anything to indicate it wasn't real, but that's because we're a couple of noobs. I've since chosen not to inquire about it's authenticity, both for fear of humiliating myself and being forced to conclude a once great story with "...then they laughed me right out of the office, and I cried myself to sleep in a far corner of the bathroom. "

SEEMS LEGIT.

Suffice it to say, the mystery is of greater value to me than the painting itself, but hopefully I haven't committed an egregious error in taking it home and shoving it in the closet. Should my descendants ever discover it is real, I ask that they make a generous donation to the museum and write a public apology to the nameless man whose intentions I misinterpreted. I don't foresee that happening, but why not cover all bases?

As a side note, I think it's worth mentioning that around the same time, my Mom and Ross stumbled upon another mystery Monet at an auction in South Carolina. It's authenticity is also in question, but we now have, not one, but two Monets? in the family.

Go figure.

Eat, Drink, & Be Merry: Part II

I got a pot of coffee in, and I'm back in the saddle for part deux. I covered eating and drinking in my previous post, and in this second one, I'm gonna get to the the merry-making. We spent a lot of time traipsing all over Chicago this past weekend, seeing and doing things we've never done before. The reason it warranted a post all it's own is because the city put on a happy face while Mom and Ross were here, and I've got photo evidence to prove it.

Anish Kapoor's Cloud Gate, otherwise known as "the Bean."

When we left the apartment Saturday morning, we had every intention of walking to the Field Museum. We were off to a good start, I think, until we realized we had no idea where we were going. The rain was coming down in sheets and I was making my way through the streets bent over at a 90-degree angle to keep the wind from blowing me back across the Chicago River. As time passed by and the maelstrom subsided, we threw our hands up and settled for a tour of the city instead.

After living here for all of four months, Phil and I had yet to go check out the Bean in Millennium Park, so it was a happy accident that we came across it. We stumbled upon several parks along the way, but this was one photo-op I couldn't pass up.

Once we oriented ourselves and took back control of the day, the four of us decided we would go check out Wrigleyville and see what kind of action was brewing in a part of town Phil and I rarely visit. As we wandered, I made a mental checklist of all the food I was going to eat (and where) in the years to come. First on the list is La Tacorea, a restaurant specializing in Asian-Mexican fusion, something that only previously existed in my wildest dreams. Well played, Chicago...well played.

Later in the evening, we made our way back home on the Riverwalk. While strolling around, all fat and happy-like, I realized how much prettier the city is when it's wet. The streets practically glittered, to my mind, and this made it all the easier for me to pretend I'm living some sort of story-book fantasy.

Just derpin' around like it was all made for me.

The Awesome captured is directly proportional to the amount of purple lighting in any given photograph. 

These next photos are of Gajin Fujita's Chi-town (2012). I've been to the Navy Pier several times since we moved here, but this was my first time seeing the graffiti-style mural on lower Lake Shore Drive. It's so well-done, and I really envy (and admire, but mostly envy) Mr. Fujita's talent. I honestly can't fathom how someone can exercise so much control with a can of spray paint. I struggle to replicate some of these effects with a pencil, and that has to be the most user-friendly medium on Earth...but I think I'm saying more about my own capabilities than his, at this point. I'll let his work speak for itself.

It's bittersweet when other people are THIS MUCH cooler than me.

But I better get used to it...

Itemizing the Inexplicable

I've compiled a short list of things I just can't do (for whatever reason).

1. Keep my fingernails looking nice.

I'm a woman. I wanna look nice (from head to toe) if I can manage, and like many women, I've got a crusty bag of nail polish under the sink. In it, there's a color to satisfy whatever my whim, but choosing which to use, unfortunately, is only half the battle.

I've got painting my right hand down pat. It's the sticky aftermath that troubles me, that thirty-minute period where your fingernails feel dry to the touch, but they're still susceptible to bumps and scrapes of infinite variety. I can entertain myself for the first ten minutes or so, but as time ticks by, confidence waxes and vigilance wanes. I'll set about doing something, and even with the utmost care, the inevitable smudging occurs, at which point caution is thrown to the wind and thoughts of 'to hell with it' win out.

2. Have a drink nearby while painting.

Like all the best lessons, this is one learned the hard way. When I get it in my head that I'd like to paint something, I first undergo a ritual of preparation meant to prevent even the slightest inconvenience occurring while I'm elbow-deep in acrylic. This ritual used to involve setting a drink nearby so that my baser human needs did not interrupt the genius that was sure to unfold (or more accurately, to spare me the trouble of having to tip-toe to the kitchen with paint-speckled feet later on).

...but lo! It doesn't matter if my drink is a can of soda or a cup of coffee or any number of beverages lacking any resemblance to the cup of water I clean my brushes in. I WILL, as sure as the sun sets, lift that cup of sullied paint-water to my mouth instead. It could have twenty paintbrushes resting in it, and I would still try to drink it. What this says about me, I'd like not to consider...

3. Throw out the old.

Let's first acknowledge the fact that there are things worth keeping, and let's second concede that those things are not usually what clutter the metaphorical studio apartment of Life. Many useless things are taking up valuable real-estate in the limited surfaces of my mind and my apartment, but I can't bring myself to get rid of them.

Yes, I am referring to the headless Precious Moments figurines I keep stashed away in a box within a box, but I am talking, too, about those useless memories and ideas that linger for the sole purpose of giving me a swift mental kick when I'm down. This clutter is called to attention when sifting through the stuff in my trunk, or when I'm in an emotionally masochistic mood and wish to flagellate myself for all of my perceived failings (of which there are many).

I can live with smudged nails, and I can be thirsty while I paint, but this last one is something I'll have to work on.

Reimagining the Pearl

I decided to rearrange the furniture in my apartment. I like to do that every now and then. I think it makes your home feel like a new place, and sometimes, that's needed (at least for me). While I was moving stuff around, I noticed that the wall above our bed was looking a little empty, so I rolled up my sleeves and broke out the canvas.

Back when I was an angst-ridden teenager, I mutilated dozens of books, tearing the pages out one at a time. I plastered hundreds of them on every wall in my room, including the closet. When my mom eventually sold the house, it all had to be undone, of course, so I aimed to recreate that in a way that would be a little easier to remove.

Because I wanted the painting to complement my bedspread, I set to work mixing a grayish blue-green color. After ripping the pages from a drugstore edition of John Steinbeck's The Pearl, I used the paint rather sloppily as an adhesive. This gave the piece a crude appearance that I find attractive.

...before I continue, I want to take a minute to explain why I chose The Pearl. John Steinbeck happens to be one of my favorite authors, and this particular copy was one of several books I took from my grandma's house when she passed away last year. It was of no great significance to her or anyone else, but I wanted it for the simple fact that it was hers, and the story, to me, was special. Maybe it's unclear why I would do this to a book that means so much to me, but the answer is easy: because it means so much to me.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, the painting.

My next order of business was to tape off sections of the canvas and wet only the surfaces I was going to repaint. I then whipped up a plum purple, a burnt orange, and an earthy yellow. With the wet canvas angled as it was, the paint dribbled down to give it more of that processed inelegance I'm so fond of.

As soon as the second layer finished drying, I went over all of it with slight variations of the same colors.Using a wet brush, I lifted off some of the paint to give it a little more transparency. It was important to me that the story seep through in the end.

And there you have it! The finished piece. It may not sell for millions, but I think it has served its purpose.

The List

Part I: The Project

My project is coming along nicely. I fnished my second patch this afternoon, and it's time for the big unveiling:

Ta-da!

To be honest, I'm not terribly impressed with the turn-out. It too closely resembles ClipArt for my liking, but I haven't yet decided to give up on the theme. I think it'll help to make the next piece a little less abstract. Hopefully the juxtaposition will gloss over any resemblance it has to something one might find in Microsoft Word. It's all about context, I think...

Context, I tell you!

Part II: The List

Intriguing, huh?

"The List" is taped to the side of my bookcase. It's a catalog of the books I own and haven't read yet. If everything goes according to plan, I will have finished all 27 by 2014. I guess you could call it an early New Year's resolution, and it's going to require a lot of discipline on my part. As someone who isn't exactly famous for her self-control, this may prove problematic. To help motivate me, I've made a personal commitment not to purchase a single book or even set foot in a library until I've crossed off every item. I've already knocked out Room by Emma Donoghue, and I'm about halfway through The Book Thief by Markus Zusak right now.

The Book Thief grabbed my attention when I saw an advertisement for the theatrical adaptation at a bus-stop downtown. I'm sure my impulsiveness is the reason I've amassed all these books so much faster than I can read them, but that's beside the point because my only reason in bringing it up is to say that it's a good book. Even if I haven't finished reading it, it's clear already that it's entertaining and well-written. What more could you ask for? 

That's all for now. More later...

My Latest Project

Part I: His Woodness

The wound is healing nicely, and he doesn't seem to be in much pain. The stitches are scheduled to come out next Thursday if everything continues to progress as well as it has. I honestly think he's had more trouble adjusting to the cone around his head than the loss of his leg. He gets around really well, but his movements these last few days suggest to me that he may be experiencing some muscle soreness as his body adapts to hopping around on only three legs.

He looks good, whether he's feeling it or not.

I'm thankful his physical condition has not been much cause for concern these last few days. I am, however, a little upset by his demeanor. I made the mistake of reading about amputation and the recovery process online, and it was mentioned that dogs sometimes go through a bout of depression after surgery.  I don't know if that's what is going on here, or if I'm just over-analyzing his behavior. I didn't even know dogs could be depressed. He's just not his usual Woodness, but I suppose that's to be expected after a major operation like he's had. If nothing else, his appetite is as big as ever, and that gives me peace of mind. 

On a sidenote, tomorrow is Wood's ninth birthday. :)

Part II: The Project

What I've got in the works.

As some of you may have noticed, 2012 has been a big year for my family and me. With that in mind, I decided I wanted to commemorate some memorable moments by painting a quilt. I learned when I was younger how to sew, crochet, and embroider, but never how to quilt, so I'll just have to hit the canvas instead.

Fortunately, I happened to have six 8x10 canvases on hand, and I thought they'd serve well as patches. I painted each a different color, and the first event I chose to memorialize was my dad's heart transplant. I didn't think to take pictures of the design process, which was really pretty simple, but I will try to remember to do that on my next piece. 

Spoiler alert.

Patch #1: the finished piece.

Right now, I am in the beginning stages of patch #2, which will symbolize my time at the South Bend Museum of Art, as well as the things I learned in my painting classes with Katherine Schmidt and David Lester Learn (both fantastic artists). I'm kind of going for a gritty, comic-book style with this series of paintings, so hopefully that will translate on the canvas when all is said and done. I think I'll just try and have some fun with it in the meantime. :)

More later...